Job applicant

My Resimay -


To hoom it mae cunsern,I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.





I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.





I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I kin start emeditely.





Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.





Sinseerly,BubbaPS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
























Bubba, It's OK, we've got spell check. You're hired.
See you Monday…

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P.S.
What did you say you wanted for pay?